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A laugh-out-loud ''best of'' selection of TommyInnit''s most weird and wonderful quotes - plus much more - carefully selected to BLOW YOUR MIND by him and best friend Wilbur Soot.''Nah, I think I''d be a pretty bad shark''''What if God was just legs?'' ''We''re really just chilling, fellas''Born sometime in the early 2000s, TommyInnit''s first job was a YouTuber. No, really, we''re not joking, the very first job he had was a YouTuber. For the last three years, he''s been mouthing off on the internet to anyone who will listen. So far, that''s over 40 million followers. Will there ever be an end to TommyInnit''s rampant flurry of success? Probably.And Wilbur Soot has been right by his side. Wilbur first started his career as a young man staring at the wall until he also became a YouTuber. He also discovered a little activity some may call ''singing''.In The Quote Book, TommyInnit covers a wealth of topics from cars-that-grow-teeth to slime people, and from things that be crazy to octopi. Curated and edited by Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit is about to change your life one word at a time. Unless, dear reader, you read two words at a time, like he does.Featuring: A day in the life Inside TommyInnit''s brain What TommyInnit would do if he was God Life advice from Wilbur Love poetry and history lessons, TommyInnit style Wilbur''s attempts to reason with TommyInnit

***THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER***This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It''s that useful.It''s a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit''s Guide to Survival will teach you how to:- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible- Fall in love - with other actual humans- Overcome the mean voice in your head- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swansWhen the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.