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There's a school quiz against The Academy (the posh school) and it's going to be on TV! Raj persuades Pig to join the team, but the problem is that Pig doesn't know anything. So on the big day it's Raj's team (with Pig) against the best of The Academy. Will The Academy really win a gazillion to nil?Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Pig's mum tells him she wants to divorce his dad to be with her new man Bob. Pig doesn't like this - he needs his dad, not Bob - so he decides to run away to Spain to live with his real dad! He thinks it will be easy, but once again things don't go as Pig planned. What happens to children after they are arrested at the airport with somebody else's passport?Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers. rs.

The first book in the Diaries of Pig seriesof chapter books, now in full colour - filled with Pig's hilariousillustrations, wisdom and awful grammar on every page. We love Pig (we can't help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can'thelp it either.After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches,and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatterhe gets.Just as well Pig doesn't speak any Farmer.But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), and he's determined hisbest friend should know the truth.This is tough for Pig.But Pig won't just sit there and weep (though we may do, on hisbehalf), because there's help from an unexpected quarter: the EvilChickens have a plan... Children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book.For fans of the Babe films   PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers yourchild won't have seen anything like this before". -Junior"The jovial diary entries of Pig,and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imaginationinvolved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."- The Bookbag"Children and adultsalike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surrealstory" - Booktrust"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book." - Books For TopicsPraise for the colour edition"I laughed all the way through" - Miss Suffield, SLA School Librarianof the Year 2018 "Young readers are treated to an upgraded version which is now infull colour, with bold and bright pictures throughout" - MrsSydney's World's Smallest Library  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

"Children and adults alike will be delightedby this brilliantly silly and surreal story" -BooktrustThe second book in the Diaries of Pig seriesof chapter books now in full colour - with Pig's hilarious illustrations,wisdom and awful gammar on every page.Pig couldn't be happier. Life with the vegetarian farmersis perfect, and best of all, he has a new friend, Kitty. Kittyis a fellow vegetarian, she purrs over Pig's every move,laughing at his jokes and even gave him his new diary! Ofcourse, only Duck can see Kitty for the cunning, jealous, hungrycat she is. Pig won't believe she's up to something until he's eaten theentirety of the farmers' prize crop and is half way to the piefactory. Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packedwith Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loudhumour that children (and adults) will loveAuthor and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behindthe cult-hit John Lewis Christmas advertsPerfect for fans of TOM GATES and DIARY OF A WIMPY KID"Utterly original and very, very funny" - The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" - The Guardian  PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers yourchild won't have seen anything like this before". -Junior"The jovial diary entries of Pig,and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imaginationinvolved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."- The Bookbag"Children and adultsalike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surrealstory" - Booktrust"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book." - Books For Topics  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

"Utterly original and very, very funny" The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" The GuardianThe third book in the Diaries of Pigseries of chapter books in full colour - with Pig's hilarious illustrations,wisdom and awful grammar on every page.Hello. I is Pig and this is my newest diary. I is not sure whysuch CRAZY things is always happening to me. All I wants is to eatyummy slops and play games with Duck and Cow, but somehow thingsnever seems to go to plan...Pig and his friends are safely back on their farm, spending theirdays playing games and having fun - until a game of hide-and-seekgoes badly wrong.Then Pig's attempt to make it better goes even more wrong whenhis friend Cow gets kidnapped!Pig and Duck are the only ones who can save her.Join them on their mission which will take them across land andsea.With more fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure from thismuch-loved set of characters. Complete with colour illustrationsthroughout. Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packedwith Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loudhumour that children (and adults) will loveAuthor and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behindthe cult-hit John Lewis Christmas advertsPerfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a WimpyKid and the Babe films  PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers yourchild won't have seen anything like this before". -Junior"The jovial diary entries of Pig,and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imaginationinvolved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."- The Bookbag"Children and adultsalike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surrealstory" - Booktrust"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig's unique voice,terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout eachbook." - Books For Topics  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

"Utterly original and very, very funny" The Times "You will be laughing your socks off" The Guardian The fourth in the Pig series of chapter books in diary form now in full colour - with Pig's hilarious illustrations on every page. I is Pig.  This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any of it. In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believe unbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW. I wouldn’t blame you. If I was reading it I would be like, ‘Don’t be silly! Stuff like this would never happen to a pig, it’s totally impossible.’ But it’s not. Just ask Duck, or Cow, or Ki-Ki, or Rusty. They’d all tell you… It’s all 1,000% true and 10,000% BONKERS! Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packed with Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loud humour that children (and adults) will love Author and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behind the cult-hit John Lewis Christmas adverts Perfect for fans of TOM GATES and DIARY OF A WIMPY KID "Utterly original and very, very funny" - The Times "You will be laughing your socks off" - The Guardian   BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book 1) Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2) The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book 3) The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book 4)

This May comes the second book from THE PIG, the multi-award-winning hotel group that has become a byword for delicious, home-grown food and stylish, mismatched interiors. Following the success of their first book, this new book focuses even more on the home-grown and the local, celebrating the talented artisans, growers, farmers, foragers and fishermen who make each PIG hotel and its menu unique. Eight chapters one per hotel - will take readers from coast to coast across southern England, featuring beautiful photography, anecdotes, tips, interviews and, of course, delicious, simple recipes that reflect each hotels region. Designed in Cornwall and printed in East Sussex on paper made at Aberdeens Stoneywood Mill using water from the River Don, the books provenance reflects THE PIGs obsessive commitment to reducing its footprint, caring for and protecting the environment and supporting local communities..

The third book in the Pig series of chapterbooks in diary form - with Pig's hilarious illustrations on everypage.Pig, Duck, Cow and all the Sheepsare far away from their Farm and beloved Vegetarian Farmers. More fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure fromthis much-loved set of characters. children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book.  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

When Raj spots Bob (Pig's mum's boyfriend) kissing Tish (the one with the pink hair) outside the spare gold shop, Raj has to tell Pig. Pig is outraged. How could Bob do this to Mum? So Pig hatches a cunning plan to get rid of Bob the Love Rat. After all, Pig is good at sorting out grown-ups' lives.Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Pig finally gets to go on his surfing holiday with the school. (He got the holiday because he was in the Head Teacher's Secret Toilet without asking.) While Pig is away, Suki tells him that he has lost his bedroom. Mum has got rid of all his stuff and from now on he will have to live under the stairs, just like Hairy Snotter. This must be Bob's Revenge. What can Pig do? Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Pig is fed up with getting picked on - especially by that Dean Gosnall, who always wants a fight. Pig decides that it's his red hair that's the problem, so Gran and Suki decide to help him change its colour. But it goes a bit wrong and Pig ends up with bright, radioactive orange hair. How can Pig go to school with dayglo orange hair? The teachers will ban him and Goofy Gosnall will beat him up. Can Pig's mum come to the rescue?Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

When Pig's mum tells him that she wants to get a divorce from his dad, Pig gets really angry. At school he misbehaves in class (saying 'Baa baa' to Mr. Lamb!) and has to stay in after school. It's a clever detention though, and it makes Pig think again about Mum, Bob and their feelings.Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Harry the hamster is ill, so Mum and Pig take him to the vet. That cost thirty quid. Then Suki gets her hand stuck down the drain on the High Street and they have to call the fire brigade to get her out. Suki's (ex)-boyfriend Kim and fireman Sam (I know!) end up in a fight. Then Gran gets herself arrested whilst skateboarding and she loses her teeth. Somebody has lost Vampire Baby, too. What a finale! It's almost like on TV!Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

It's Pig's birthday party. It's not actually his birthday - that was ages ago, but still, a party's a party! Even better, Pig's real dad has promised to turn up. Will his dad get there in time? Well, Pig has a strop, Tiffany wants to be a pink zombie and a straw donkey explodes. What do you think? Happily, Bob is there to save the day.Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Pig's class at school all have to bring in something they don't use anymore. It all starts well (even though Pig takes in his mum's wedding ring), but then things go wrong and Pig accuses Raj of something terrible. Raj is very upset and calls Pig a blue baboon's bottom. That's Raj's worst insult. Can Pig do anything to restore his friendship with Raj?Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

When Pig's best friend Raj is suddenly taken ill, Pig has to get him to hospital very, very quickly. With the help of a wheelbarrow, an empty bus lane and a few friends and family, Pig manages it - and saves Raj from a fate worse than death (OK, not really). For once Pig does it all right, and even the doctors call him Superpig! Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Pig has never really had a pet - except for a hamster, nits and a verruca called Vincent. So when Pig and Raj find a cat tied up in a shopping bag, Pig decides to keep it - even though it is probably the ugliest cat in the whole universe. Pig calls it Baldy Cat and tries to keep it a secret from his mum. He knows they can't afford a cat. Of course, Mum discovers Baldy Cat ('Is that a cat?') and a solution needs to be found. Will Pig and Baldy Cat end up best mates?Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Pig has a huge brown plastic dog poo. (Not one of those long ones that go dry. This one's a curly brown, wet-looking poo, with a little black plastic fly on it.) Pig thinks the poo talks to him (he doesn't think that really - he's not bonkers or anything). But he does miss his poo lots when he loses it - mainly because it reminds him of his dad.Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Pig has a huge brown plastic dog poo. (Not one of those long ones that go dry. This one's a curly brown, wet-looking poo, with a little black plastic fly on it.) Pig thinks the poo talks to him (he doesn't think that really - he's not bonkers or anything). But he does miss his poo lots when he loses it - mainly because it reminds him of his dad.Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

PIG hates needles, so he uses all his wiley skills to avoid the school vaccinations. But then comes a history lesson on the Black Death. Terrified, Pig decides he must have that injection - and quickly! Sadly he discovers that it's not going to be that easy. Surely now it's only a matter of time before he becomes a victim of the plague. Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

PIG is late for school and he can't find his pants - so he borrows his sister's sparkly pink Drama Diva panties. Things get difficult when he has to do PE and he is found in the teacher's toilet wearing his sister's panties. Can Pig ever survive the embarrassment? Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

PIG has fallen in love. Tiffany chews gum and is in the bottom Maths set, but she's a real girl! To impress her, Pig agrees to make a speech at a school assembly, in front of the Mayor and all the parents. Unfortunately nerves have an upsetting effect on Pig's stomach, and a long fart manages to creep out on stage, next to the mayor. What will Tiffany say? Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

PIG wants to be in the school football team, but there is one problem: he is completely rubbish at football. Sir says Pig will never ever play for the team. When the team's goalie is injured (looking at the other school's cheerleaders and walking at the same time), Pig ends up in goal. How can he possibly save the day? Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

"Utterly original and very, very funny" The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" The GuardianThe fourth in the Pig series of chapter booksin diary form - with Pig's hilarious illustrations on every page.I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any ofit.In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believeunbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW.I wouldn’t blame you. If I was reading it I would be like, ‘Don’tbe silly! Stuff like this would neverhappen to a pig, it’s totally impossible.’But it’s not.Just ask Duck, or Cow, or Ki-Ki, or Rusty. They’d all tellyou…It’s all 1,000% true and 10,000% BONKERS! Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packedwith Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loudhumour that children (and adults) will loveAuthor and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behindthe cult-hit John Lewis Christmas advertsPerfect for fans of TOM GATES and DIARY OF A WIMPY KID"Utterly original and very, very funny" - The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" - The Guardian  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

The 'Pig' reading series offers friendly, fast-paced and extremely funny stories in first-person diary format. One of Ransom's most popular series they are [erfect for readers who want a great story in a quick read.This pack contains one copy of each of the following titles from the PIG series;:Pig Tells a Whopping Great FibPig is Hairy SnotterPig and the Rainbow HairPig and the Big QuizPig Gets AngryPig's Seasoned Finale.

Pig and his best friend Raj decide that they don't actually need to go to school every day. Going for just a few days in a week is enough. So one day they take the day off school and decide to watch the news being filmed in the High Street. They are lucky enough to be interviewed by the News Lady, who promises that Pig and Raj's skiving off school will be 'their little secret'. Everybody lies.Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.