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The first book in the Diaries of Pig seriesof chapter books, now in full colour - filled with Pig's hilariousillustrations, wisdom and awful grammar on every page. We love Pig (we can't help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can'thelp it either.After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches,and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatterhe gets.Just as well Pig doesn't speak any Farmer.But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), and he's determined hisbest friend should know the truth.This is tough for Pig.But Pig won't just sit there and weep (though we may do, on hisbehalf), because there's help from an unexpected quarter: the EvilChickens have a plan... Children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book.For fans of the Babe films   PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers yourchild won't have seen anything like this before". -Junior"The jovial diary entries of Pig,and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imaginationinvolved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."- The Bookbag"Children and adultsalike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surrealstory" - Booktrust"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book." - Books For TopicsPraise for the colour edition"I laughed all the way through" - Miss Suffield, SLA School Librarianof the Year 2018 "Young readers are treated to an upgraded version which is now infull colour, with bold and bright pictures throughout" - MrsSydney's World's Smallest Library  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

"Children and adults alike will be delightedby this brilliantly silly and surreal story" -BooktrustThe second book in the Diaries of Pig seriesof chapter books now in full colour - with Pig's hilarious illustrations,wisdom and awful gammar on every page.Pig couldn't be happier. Life with the vegetarian farmersis perfect, and best of all, he has a new friend, Kitty. Kittyis a fellow vegetarian, she purrs over Pig's every move,laughing at his jokes and even gave him his new diary! Ofcourse, only Duck can see Kitty for the cunning, jealous, hungrycat she is. Pig won't believe she's up to something until he's eaten theentirety of the farmers' prize crop and is half way to the piefactory. Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packedwith Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loudhumour that children (and adults) will loveAuthor and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behindthe cult-hit John Lewis Christmas advertsPerfect for fans of TOM GATES and DIARY OF A WIMPY KID"Utterly original and very, very funny" - The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" - The Guardian  PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers yourchild won't have seen anything like this before". -Junior"The jovial diary entries of Pig,and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imaginationinvolved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."- The Bookbag"Children and adultsalike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surrealstory" - Booktrust"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book." - Books For Topics  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

"Utterly original and very, very funny" The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" The GuardianThe third book in the Diaries of Pigseries of chapter books in full colour - with Pig's hilarious illustrations,wisdom and awful grammar on every page.Hello. I is Pig and this is my newest diary. I is not sure whysuch CRAZY things is always happening to me. All I wants is to eatyummy slops and play games with Duck and Cow, but somehow thingsnever seems to go to plan...Pig and his friends are safely back on their farm, spending theirdays playing games and having fun - until a game of hide-and-seekgoes badly wrong.Then Pig's attempt to make it better goes even more wrong whenhis friend Cow gets kidnapped!Pig and Duck are the only ones who can save her.Join them on their mission which will take them across land andsea.With more fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure from thismuch-loved set of characters. Complete with colour illustrationsthroughout. Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packedwith Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loudhumour that children (and adults) will loveAuthor and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behindthe cult-hit John Lewis Christmas advertsPerfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a WimpyKid and the Babe films  PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers yourchild won't have seen anything like this before". -Junior"The jovial diary entries of Pig,and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imaginationinvolved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."- The Bookbag"Children and adultsalike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surrealstory" - Booktrust"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig's unique voice,terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout eachbook." - Books For Topics  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any of it. In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believeunbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW. It's all 1000% true and 10,000% BONKERS!

The third book in the Pig series of chapterbooks in diary form - with Pig's hilarious illustrations on everypage.Pig, Duck, Cow and all the Sheepsare far away from their Farm and beloved Vegetarian Farmers. More fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure fromthis much-loved set of characters. children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book.  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

"Utterly original and very, very funny" The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" The GuardianThe fourth in the Pig series of chapter booksin diary form - with Pig's hilarious illustrations on every page.I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any ofit.In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believeunbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW.I wouldn’t blame you. If I was reading it I would be like, ‘Don’tbe silly! Stuff like this would neverhappen to a pig, it’s totally impossible.’But it’s not.Just ask Duck, or Cow, or Ki-Ki, or Rusty. They’d all tellyou…It’s all 1,000% true and 10,000% BONKERS! Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packedwith Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loudhumour that children (and adults) will loveAuthor and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behindthe cult-hit John Lewis Christmas advertsPerfect for fans of TOM GATES and DIARY OF A WIMPY KID"Utterly original and very, very funny" - The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" - The Guardian  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)