Gregory Bergman – författare

As if your HR Department didn''t have enough to worry about, WTF? is holding its own office orientation. From dealing with workplace politics and romancing coworkers to climbing the success ladder or getting canned, WTF? Work shows you how to handle the daily lows of holding down a j-o-b.Whether you''re sitting in the cubes or in the corner office, working the counter or bussing the tables, WTF? provides an employee handbook that''s actually worth reading. It leaves the PC stuff to the professionals and instead delivers some not-safe-for-work advice for when your job has you saying, "WTF?" For even more f*#!-ing fun, visit www.WTFComedyStop.com

Your wingman refuses to jump on a grenade.During sex, your girlfriend calls out her ex''s name.Your wife went from having a sweet ass to a fat ass.And all you can think is . . . WTF?It''s the one topic that pisses men off yet keeps them coming back for more--women. From hookups to breakups, this book handles the most f*#!-ed-up scenarios men face with the fairer (and far more confusing) sex. It''s the perfect relationship manual for men, as it ditches the Dr. Phil advice and gives actual (if not always appropriate) assistance during the shittiest of dilemmas.Whether you''re striking out or getting down, married, engaged, or can''t even get past the first date--this book provides a much-deserved laugh whenever the woman in your life has you saying, "what the f*#!?"

"The last WoW module was clunky and a bit slow on my rig but it had a great toolset for building adventures for my avatar. Now I''m at sixtieth level! Awesome!"Whether it''s about science fiction, Star Trek, sports, comics, or computers, geekspeak is full of mysterious words and phrases. But now there''s an easy way to understand what it''s all about.With this book you can dork out with the best of ''em. Here are more than 1,000 words and their definitions, including such gems as:LARPRed ShirtWilhelm ScreamXenomorphMunchkin*So don''t worry if you don''t know what a midochlorian is or what to do with a proton pack. With this book, you''ll never be confused again.Which doesn''t mean what you think it means, unless you''re a fan of roleplaying games.

Your roommate keeps piling crap on your side of the room. It’s the day before Christmas break and your ride home ditches you. Your knee gives out and you lose your baseball scholarship. Halfway through your final semester, you realize you’re a credit short of graduating. And all you can think is . . . WTF?Like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School, we’re heading to campus to lend a helping hand to all those college kids who can’t quite make the grade. Inside they’ll find hilarious solutions to all the obstacles that lie between them and that elusive diploma. From indecisions about major selection to problems picking up that hot classmate to cramming for finals, this book covers all the awful, awkward, and annoying instances that would have college students IMing, posting, or texting: “WTF?” Be it in the dorm room or classroom, during finals week or spring break, campus’s most f*#!-ed-up situations are handled in this entertaining step-by-step guide.

There''s language...and then there is the language of business. In today''s offices, you''re as likely to hear kitchen-sinked or sticker shock as capitalization and balance sheet. With the international marketplace and the prevalence of text messaging, the vocabulary of business is constantly evolving. This evolution has left many a step behind, wondering:Should you blush if your boss tells you to put some pants on it?Could you be fired for frazzing?What''s the correct reaction to a bozo explosion?How does a dot snot act around the office? You will find answers to these questions and more in BizzWords, defining the new buzzwords of business. Written in a sophisticated and slightly irreverent style, BizzWords is an engaging guide to today''s essential, edgy business terms and expressions.

You order a large coffee with milk and two sugars at the drive thru, and wind up with a large black—decaf. You go to save the presentation that''s taken you all week to complete—only to discover it''s corrupt. Your bank slaps you with a $25 charge for overdrafting 25 cents… And all you can think is…WTF?Luckily for you, this book fills in the blanks and gives you humorous ideas for what to do when life makes them say, "what the f*#!?" Step by step, the authors take readers through inventively therapeutic, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions to life''s many problematic situations.Whether it happens at the office or at home, out on the town or in the bedroom, life''s most f*#!''ed-up situations are covered in this entertaining guide. Rather than turn lemons into lemonade, this book spits lemon juice into life''s eye and gives it a good kick to the junk.

If you love words, you’ll love -iSMs!There are words—and then there are -ISMs. More than just expressions with a wacky suffix, -ISMs are the eccentric geniuses of the English language. From esoteric philosophies and arcane religions to avant-garde artistic movements and kinky sexual practices, -ISMs describe our highest forms of human thought and endeavor—and our very lowest. In this engaging and enlightening book, you’ll explore more than 200 of the most interesting, mysterious, and obscure -ISMs, discovering the true meaning of these intriguing words as well as the often bizarre etymologies, mythologies, and the common and not-so-common usage behind them. With -ISMs as your guide, you’ll be the most sophisticated wordsmith since Yogi Berra.

You get to the store and realize you forgot your wallet... Your roommate eats all your food... Your party''s just getting started and the cops show up... A coworker passes your idea off as his own... Your last hook-up leaves you with the gift that keeps on giving...Can things get any f*#!-ing worse? SRSLY, WTF?!The WTF? team''s back at it—collecting the most f*#!-ed up scenarios from their bestselling series. Step by step, they take you through the inventively therapeutic, occasionally offensive, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions that''ve made the series a f*#!-ing hit.Whether you''re on the job, on the town, or on the toilet without any TP—you''ll be able to relate to these sh*tty situations that have you shouting, "Seriously, what the f*#!?"

Let Gilligan''s Island teach you about situational ethics. Learn about epistemology from The Brady Bunch.Explore Aristotle''s Poetics by watching 24.Television has grappled with a wide range of philosophical conundrums. According to the networks, it''s the ultimate source of all knowledge in the universe! So why not look to the small screen for answers to all of humanity''s dilemmas?There''s not a single issue discussed by the great thinkers of the past that hasn''t been hashed out between commercials in shows like Mad Men and Leave It to Beaver. So fix yourself a snack, settle into the couch, grab the remote...and prepare to be enlightened.

You made 40 grand last year--and got to keep almost half after taxes . . . A poorly timed joke at the airport has you on the Do Not Fly list . . . It just cost you 60 bucks to fill up your 1998 Kia . . .Welcome to WTF? America: The land of the free . . . and the home of the totally f*#!ed.Whether you made the mistake of messing with (a drunk guy in a bar from) Texas or a Red Sox fan spit on your car just for having New York plates, the mighty U.S. of A. is sure to screw over everyone at some point or another. But hey, these colors don''t run--and that''s where Gregory Berman and Jodi Miller come in.Join the authors of the bestselling WTF? series on a state-by-state road trip through our greatly infuriating nation. Whether you''re trying to figure out how to stay in shape in America''s fattest state (Mississippi) or just want to dodge your town''s local "smog tax," this survival guide is certain to entertain.From sea to polluted sea, it''s exactly what you need when America has you screaming, "What the f*#!?"

Hunter. Hockey mom. Live action figure.Sarah Palin is living proof that politics does indeed make strange bedfellows. In 101 Things You - and John McCain - Didn’t Know about Sarah Palin, readers learn the (alleged) truth about the (reputed) Republican darling from Alaska who’s taken the nation by (ice) storm. In this hilarious, irreverent look at the world’s most infamous Miss Congeniality, comedian and WTF? author Gregory Bergman reveals more than one hundred bizarre, obscure facts about the bizarre, obscure governor from Wasilla, including:#3 Sarah Palin supports funding for abstinence-only programs in schools. Just call her Grandma.#4 In 2007, Sarah Palin offered $150 to every hunter who hacked off the left foreleg of a wolf shot from a plane. Talk about wolves being thrown, uh, to the wolves.#12 Sarah Palin once dressed as Tina Fey for Halloween. She gained twenty IQ points and a sense of humor.101 Things You - and John McCain - Didn’t Know about Sarah Palin - because politics is funnier than fiction!