Rob Hibbert – författare

** THE PERFECT GIFT FOR AN ADOLESCENT WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME IN THEIR BEDROOM. **Everybody does it. Nobody wants to talk about it. But have you ever wondered if there's an effective way of restraining your idle hands when they are in danger of straying into a your own nether regions?Finally, there is.Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid, embarking on an onanistic odyssey - whatever you call it, all of the images in this book will discourage any urges towards self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a collection of carefully curated pictures guaranteed to throw a wet towel over even the strongest libido or put any soldier standing to attention at ease.It is as effective as a cold shower and will save a fortune in tissues.

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Mejor que tomar una ducha fría - y mucho más chistoso. Este libro lleno de fotos y humor cambiará tu forma de pensar, de sentir...de amar. Cómpralo ya antes de que las autoridades, y la iglesia, lo prohíban.

This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, and what these tomes (and plenty more) could look like.Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do HandsCooking with Breast MilkPossessed Toys: A Buying GuideUnfortunate Gluing AccidentsCamel Toes Through HistoryEnjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing ... even if your ideas are totally horrible.

This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, and what these tomes (and plenty more) could look like.Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do HandsCooking with Breast MilkPossessed Toys: A Buying GuideUnfortunate Gluing AccidentsCamel Toes Through HistoryEnjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing ... even if your ideas are totally horrible.

It’s all well and good wizarding about as a child, but what happens when you have to trade in the wand for a real job? Join Harry as he steps into the world of work, turning his hand - and his magic - to the Muggle jobs the rest of us face every day.Packed with vibrant illustrations, this delightfully funny book takes everyone on a journey through Harry's post-Hogwarts life. From solving plumbing disasters with Moaning Myrtle to magically reducing the mountain of paperwork at his Butterbeer Microbrewery, see exactly how Harry navigates the challenges and tedium of ordinary working life, with a little magic to help him along the way.With each scene brimming with references and hidden easter eggs from the treasured Wizarding World, After Hogwarts is the perfect gift for anyone looking to spend some time with their favourite wizard ahead of the hotly anticipated new TV series.