"e;I was laughing audibly as I read it"e;What Roy Griffis has done is apply a completely new and fresh perspective to the Cthulhu mythos. The Thing From HR is as snarky, humorous, darkly twisted view of the old ones. I struggle to say what genre this book fits into. Yes, there is the insanity generating horror you'd expect, but this novel is much more. Picture The Office meets Cthulhu, meets Scooby Doo. I was laughing, audibly, as I read it. It is witty, daring, and worthy of your time. - Blaine Pardoe, award-winning New York Times bestselling author"e;A Cthulhian romp that's equal parts Terry Pratchett and Mel Brooks… and it just might be the funniest novel I've ever read."e; – Upstream Reviews"e;I laughed far too much...you'll enjoy dark humor, dry wit, slapstick moments, and elements of romantic comedy."e; - Amazon 5-star review

What's a nice Shoggoth like him doing in a dump like Earth...and looking for H.P. Lovecraft?Slither with us into yet another thrilling volume of the secret, forbidden memoirs of our every-Thing hero, Narg the Shoggoth!Now comfortably retired from the clutches of the Amalgamation, Narg is at last in his dream job, a professor of Human Studies at his alma mater, good ole Miskatonic University. Shackled to his terrifyingly dear Bugg, his unnatural existence should be as perfect as any Thing could hope for in The Land Where Hope Perishes Of Sustenance.That is, until a hostile takeover occurs inside Cthulhu, Amalgamated. His Uncle is consumed by the opposition, and Narg's family is next up on the menu. Forcibly recalled to his old position by the dread Strider Among the Stars, the only way our hero can protect his Bugg is to accept a more-than-normally impossible mission: Return to the Realm of the Squishies and remove all knowledge of His Hideous Race Of Beings Who Slaver At The Edges Of Reality from the world of the Hairless Apes.

"e;The comedy is funny, the characters are well fleshed-out, and the adventure is a fun ride. Even the afterword hides a spine-chilling final touch. Griffis' books are a sure bet from beginning to end."e; – Upstream Reviews on The Auditors of Doom, Book Two of the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs.THE MISADVENTURE CONTINUES!After his travels Down Among the Humans, our unsung every-Thing Shoggoth is back in the office, where first he has to elude the gooey clutches of the Auditors of Doom. After one of Narg's wayward HR client warns him that something terrible is happening back on his home planet, our hero decides to investigate the rumour for Itself. Thus begins a journey to a land far stranger than the Earth Narg knew: a place called Texas!"e;A Cthulhian romp that's equal parts Terry Pratchett and Mel Brooks… and it just might be the funniest novel I've ever read."e;"e;The Thing From HR is largely a bawdy, irreverent, horror-comedy, with all that entails...most readers will find it hilarious."e;"e;What Roy Griffis has done is apply a completely new and fresh perspective to the Cthulhu mythos. The Thing From HR is a snarky, humorous, darkly twisted view of the old ones. I was laughing audibly as I read it. It is witty, daring, and worthy of your time."e;– Various Reviewers onThe Thing from HR, Book One of the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs."e;I laughed far too much...you'll enjoy dark humor, dry wit, slapstick moments, and elements of romantic comedy"e;"e;One of the most cleverly amazing books I have read this year."e;"e;A wild and funny romp with horror and humour."e;Amazon reviewers on The Thing from HR, Book One of the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs.BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Book Three in the Escapade Fantastique that is the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs, The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, draws ever closer, like the inexorable approach of a Shambling Lurker From The Places Outside Of Time And Space.There were demons roaming the hallway when I nipped into the Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares. The Inferni rather gawked as they beheld the Malignant Magnificence of our little corporate corner of The Infinite Madness Beyond The Stars.Drippy was on duty. I was pleased to note it was nowhere near the pastries (Gingermen today, well-pressed and roasted to a lovely brown colour), for one learned long ago that when the Visitation Known As "e;The Cold Sweats"e; was working round comestibles, unsightly mould upon the delicacies was the least of one's concerns about the snacks. Rather like a fog-bank, the Visitation was on clean-up duty, making the most of its natural gifts, as it were.

"e;Horror comedy is a tough nut to crack, and Lovecraftian comedy tougher, but Griffis had me genuinely belly laughing for three books now. If you're tired of the constant mainstream slop being shoved into your face, splurge this summer and grab the trilogy. You'll have good vibes from beyond the stars."e;- Upstream Reviews on The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, Book Three of the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs.Just back from another thrilling adventure down among the Hairless Apes, our every-Thing hero Narg faces the most terrifying corporate challenge yet: a promotion! Reporting directly to The Blithering Excrescence From Beyond The Stars (aka, his Uncle Beefbits), he and Murph find themselves getting down with the Humans again. But what do G-men, CERN, and small grey aliens have to do with the Amalgamation? Discover the truth in The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, Book Three of the Escapade Fantastique that is the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs.

"e;I was laughing audibly as I read it"e;What Roy Griffis has done is apply a completely new and fresh perspective to the Cthulhu mythos. The Thing From HR is as snarky, humorous, darkly twisted view of the old ones. I struggle to say what genre this book fits into. Yes, there is the insanity generating horror you'd expect, but this novel is much more. Picture The Office meets Cthulhu, meets Scooby Doo. I was laughing, audibly, as I read it. It is witty, daring, and worthy of your time. - Blaine Pardoe, award-winning New York Times bestselling author"e;A Cthulhian romp that's equal parts Terry Pratchett and Mel Brooks… and it just might be the funniest novel I've ever read."e; – Upstream Reviews"e;I laughed far too much...you'll enjoy dark humor, dry wit, slapstick moments, and elements of romantic comedy."e; - Amazon 5-star review

What's a nice Shoggoth like him doing in a dump like Earth...and looking for H.P. Lovecraft?Slither with us into yet another thrilling volume of the secret, forbidden memoirs of our every-Thing hero, Narg the Shoggoth!Now comfortably retired from the clutches of the Amalgamation, Narg is at last in his dream job, a professor of Human Studies at his alma mater, good ole Miskatonic University. Shackled to his terrifyingly dear Bugg, his unnatural existence should be as perfect as any Thing could hope for in The Land Where Hope Perishes Of Sustenance.That is, until a hostile takeover occurs inside Cthulhu, Amalgamated. His Uncle is consumed by the opposition, and Narg's family is next up on the menu. Forcibly recalled to his old position by the dread Strider Among the Stars, the only way our hero can protect his Bugg is to accept a more-than-normally impossible mission: Return to the Realm of the Squishies and remove all knowledge of His Hideous Race Of Beings Who Slaver At The Edges Of Reality from the world of the Hairless Apes.

"e;The comedy is funny, the characters are well fleshed-out, and the adventure is a fun ride. Even the afterword hides a spine-chilling final touch. Griffis' books are a sure bet from beginning to end."e; – Upstream Reviews on The Auditors of Doom, Book Two of the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs.THE MISADVENTURE CONTINUES!After his travels Down Among the Humans, our unsung every-Thing Shoggoth is back in the office, where first he has to elude the gooey clutches of the Auditors of Doom. After one of Narg's wayward HR client warns him that something terrible is happening back on his home planet, our hero decides to investigate the rumour for Itself. Thus begins a journey to a land far stranger than the Earth Narg knew: a place called Texas!"e;A Cthulhian romp that's equal parts Terry Pratchett and Mel Brooks… and it just might be the funniest novel I've ever read."e;"e;The Thing From HR is largely a bawdy, irreverent, horror-comedy, with all that entails...most readers will find it hilarious."e;"e;What Roy Griffis has done is apply a completely new and fresh perspective to the Cthulhu mythos. The Thing From HR is a snarky, humorous, darkly twisted view of the old ones. I was laughing audibly as I read it. It is witty, daring, and worthy of your time."e;– Various Reviewers onThe Thing from HR, Book One of the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs."e;I laughed far too much...you'll enjoy dark humor, dry wit, slapstick moments, and elements of romantic comedy"e;"e;One of the most cleverly amazing books I have read this year."e;"e;A wild and funny romp with horror and humour."e;Amazon reviewers on The Thing from HR, Book One of the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs.BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Book Three in the Escapade Fantastique that is the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs, The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, draws ever closer, like the inexorable approach of a Shambling Lurker From The Places Outside Of Time And Space.There were demons roaming the hallway when I nipped into the Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares. The Inferni rather gawked as they beheld the Malignant Magnificence of our little corporate corner of The Infinite Madness Beyond The Stars.Drippy was on duty. I was pleased to note it was nowhere near the pastries (Gingermen today, well-pressed and roasted to a lovely brown colour), for one learned long ago that when the Visitation Known As "e;The Cold Sweats"e; was working round comestibles, unsightly mould upon the delicacies was the least of one's concerns about the snacks. Rather like a fog-bank, the Visitation was on clean-up duty, making the most of its natural gifts, as it were.

"e;Horror comedy is a tough nut to crack, and Lovecraftian comedy tougher, but Griffis had me genuinely belly laughing for three books now. If you're tired of the constant mainstream slop being shoved into your face, splurge this summer and grab the trilogy. You'll have good vibes from beyond the stars."e;- Upstream Reviews on The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, Book Three of the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs.Just back from another thrilling adventure down among the Hairless Apes, our every-Thing hero Narg faces the most terrifying corporate challenge yet: a promotion! Reporting directly to The Blithering Excrescence From Beyond The Stars (aka, his Uncle Beefbits), he and Murph find themselves getting down with the Humans again. But what do G-men, CERN, and small grey aliens have to do with the Amalgamation? Discover the truth in The Breakroom of a Thousand Nightmares, Book Three of the Escapade Fantastique that is the Cthulhu, Amalgamated memoirs.