Get your sh*t together and crush your f*cking goals with this hilarious 17-month weekly engagement calendar.Updated for 2027 with refreshed page designs, new profanity, and no-nonsense motivation, this planner pairs practical weekly and monthly organization with irreverent prompts that make staying on top of everyday chaos a lot more entertaining. Track appointments, birthdays, meetings, goals, deadlines, and all the other sh*t you need to remember without taking life too seriously.A funny, functional gift for friends, coworkers, graduates, and anyone who likes their planning blunt, profane, and useful.17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUG. 2026 – DEC. 2027)Portable 6" × 8.38" hardcover planner with double-spiral binding and elastic closureFour sticker sheets with 340+ colorful swearing stickers for reminders, appointments, deadlines, and moreMonthly grids and dated Monday–Sunday weekly spreadsWeekday “Sh*t to Remember” planning spaceMonthly goals, lists, and notes pagesBold, full-color page designs with fresh 2027 profanity, blunt encouragement, and humorous prompts2026 and 2027 year-at-a-glance calendarsNotes major U.S. holidays and observances, plus key international dates FSC-certified white, uncoated paper with smudge-free writing surfaceFor adults due to explicit language
