Calendars & Gifts to Swear By - Böcker

Time to get your sh*t together. It's a f*cking 2027 wall calendar!Packed with hilarious profanity and lots of swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Funny, practical, and relatable, this swearing calendar will help you let it out, cut the crap, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect hanging wall calendar for your kitchen or home office, and an incredible white elephant gift or gag gift for adults!Features:12-month wall calendar (January-December 2027) with vibrant, full-color designsEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper12" x 12" trim size with sturdy hole for easy hangingOver 200 hilarious and practical stickers for adultsAmple writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointmentsPlus funny, motivational reminders and plenty of space to write your own to-do lists each monthHolidays and observances2028 calendar year at a glance

A f*cking box calendar to laugh off life's bullsh*t with a daily dose of swearing!Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero f*cks all year with a 2027 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year!Additional details:4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective sllipcase100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or deskEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperDaily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-color designed artHolidays and observances

Seize the f*cking day and get your sh*t together with this hilarious planner!Packed with profanity and lots of swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bursting with humorous inspiration and bold internals, this 2027 engagement calendar will help you laugh off the stress, get sh*t done, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect gifted organizer for any men or women in your life or to keep for yourself!17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2026 - DECEMBER 2027)Four planner sticker sheets with over 325 funny and motivational swear word journal stickers for adults6" x 8" planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writingElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperYear at a glanceMonthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and "sh*t to remember" listsNotes pagesMonthly goals pagesHolidays and observances

Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking planner!Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this 2027 swear organizer! Packed with hilarious motivation, badass affirmations, and tons of sarcastic stickers, this purse-size engagement calendar will help you keep track of all of your important events and appointments, including "payday, bitches," "another sh*tty meeting," "someone's f*cking birthday," and more. Get f*cking empowered this year or give as the perfect funny and inspirational gift to the women in your life!17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2026 - DECEMBER 2027)Four planner sticker sheets with over 350 empowering and practical swear word journal stickers for adults6" x 8" planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writingElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperMonthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and "sh*t to do" listsBold and beautifully designed floral pagesNotes pagesMonthly goals pagesHolidays and observancesYear at a glance

Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking 2027 calendar!This year is for f*cking blooming! Brimming with hilarious profanity and vibrant art, this funny and inspirational adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bold, badass, and beautiful, this swearing calendar will help you tackle your damn goals, laugh off the bullsh*t, and keep swearing and f*cking persisting! The perfect white elephant gift, gag gift for adults, and inspirational gift for women or hanging wall calendar to keep for yourself!Features:12-month wall calendar (January - December 2027) with 12" x 12" trim size and sturdy hole for easy hangingGorgeous, full-color floral designs printed on high-quality, glossy paper stockEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperAmple writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointmentsPlus funny, motivational reminders each month and plenty of space for goal planning and to-do listsHolidays and observances2028 calendar year at a glance

A manifestation journal for actually going after your biggest f*cking futureWhen was the last time you had a big f*cking dream? Seriously. When was the last time you had an off-the-wall, pie-in-the-sky, reach for the stars kind of dream? Can you picture it in your head right now? So why is it still only a dream?When you hear the word manifestation you may think of charging crystals, rising signs, and psychic readings. F*ck that. Manifestation is a no-bullsh*t way to get the life you've always wanted. It's for the dreamers, the doers, and every person ready to take charge of their own damn futures. If you're an ambitious bad*ss, a perpetual go-getter, someone who wants to carpe the f*ck out of every damn diem—then this journal is for you. With concrete exercises that redefine what it means to go after your future, Big F*cking Dreams is a positive self-help book for women looking to:Be thankful for the sh*t you have—the perfect gratitude journal to reevaluate your present giftsAttract the sh*t you want—understand the law of attraction with affirmations, self-care tips, meditation, and more.Embrace the bad*ss you are—because there isn't a big old future without some self-love in the mixAnd dream bigger than you ever f*cking believed—get ready to work for those big goalsWith guided prompts, sweary sayings, and an empowering AF attitude, this is the perfect journal for readers who are ready to take their futures into their own hands. The ideal spiritual gift for women, goals journal, or guided journal to get you through, this book will get you to stand up and declare, "I am going to go after my biggest f*cking dreams!"

A self-discovery journal for inspiration, growth, and celebrating your own f*cking brilliance!Do you know who you are? No, truly, do you know yourself down to your very roots? Where you're going from here? Who you're meant to be? Why the f*ck not?! Celebrating yourself isn't selfish. It isn't self-indulgent or arrogant—it's empowering as hell! We've all been in situations where our impostor syndrome tells us we're not good enough, where others define us, where we're not sure where we're going on our own path. No more! It's time to reflect and reconnect with our own inner bad*ssery.With concrete exercises that help us reflect on who we are from the inside out, Love This F*cking Journey for Me is a positive self-help book for women looking to:Celebrate who you've been: With sections on self-discovery and self-awareness, understand all the things that make you, YOU!Throw a party for the mistakes you've made: Because growth mindset makes every failure a chance to growLove the person you are: Self-love and confidence are not to be ignored.And build the future of your f*cking dreams: Have fun with that inspirational dream lifeWith guided prompts, sweary sayings, and an empowering AF spirit, this is the perfect journal for readers who are ready to unpack their own greatness. The ideal self-love journal, positivity journal, or guided journal to get you through, this book will get you to stand up and declare, "I love this f*cking journey for me!"

Get ready to unleash your inner bad*ss! I've F*cking Got This includes 101 sticky notes to encourage you to f*cking believe in yourself!Packed with motivational and sweary affirmations, these sticky notes are the perfect gift for yourself or another bad*ss in your life! Share the motivation by passing your favorite sticky notes around or hold on to them to make sure you always remember just how d*mn amazing you are!These notes can be peeled off one at a time and posted anywhere a profane passerby will see them: mirror, door, TV, car window, desk. In a unique sticky note format unlike any other affirmation book, I'VE F*CKING GOT THIS offers 101 mini-messages of motivation and empowerment and can instantly boost anyone's mood and confidence.Additional Details:4" x 5" trim size with easy-to-remove sticky notes and quality adhesive you can stick anywhereFeatures 101 bold affirmations for fierce self-confidence, self-love, and motivationBright, dynamic full-color designed art and text

Planning your happily-ever-f*cking after has never been so easy with this undated wedding organizer!Congrats! You’re getting married. But before you tie the d*mn knot, you’ve got some planning to do. Keep sh*t simple with this easy-to-use undated 12-month wedding planner and guidebook that makes the whole process a piece of cake. It walks you through everything from your initial vision to the honeymoon and everything in-between so you can get to your happily ever after already. With checklists, prompts, tips, and charts galore, you’ll want to have, hold, love, and cherish this keepsake and the memories long after your wedding day.F*CK THE STRESS – This wedding planner is perfect for brides, grooms, and nearlyweds who want to plan a unique wedding on a budget while having fun doing it.PLAN YOUR SH*T – Use the guidebook to organize the whole event with space for contact information, big picture checklists, vision boards, budget charts, invitation lists, event lists, attire planning, decorations, vows, music, flowers, and more.ROCK YOUR WEDDING – Keep track of all the details and have a fun time doing it with hilarious and inspirational swears and motivational tips throughout – and achieve the wedding of your dreams.The perfect romantic gift for couples, a treat-yourself self-purchase, and the go-to self-care stress-reliever for brides. Pick up your copy for June wedding season, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or even Christmas so that you’re ready for the big day whenever it comes.12-MONTH UNDATED WEEKLY ORGANIZER AND WEDDING PLANNER6”x 9" trim size with flexible softcover for easy, lay-flat writingTwo planner sticker sheets with over 240 colorful, and inspirational journal stickers for adults with quality adhesiveUndated monthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and to-do listsMonthly motivational quotes and weekly wedding countdownWedding tips and vision board spaceElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperVibrant and fresh cover designNotes pages

Ditch all the f*cking scarps of paper cluttering your workspace and home with password info! Keep track of all your usernames, passwords, and web addresses in one curse-filled location.Includes:Internet password safety and naming tipsDedicated pages to record your network settings, including your modem and router info Dedicated pages to capture your passwords and account information, alphabeticallyLined pages for notes and other computer info

It's time to say h*ll yes to new adventures and always taking the scenic route with Get Me the F*ck Out of Here Travel Planner, the best undated travel planner to help you get out of your comfort zone and see the d*mn world! Plan your ultimate vacation with ease with travel tips and information, bucket lists, travel goal-planning pages, and spreads to record all your best trips and memories. Sweary phrases are scattered throughout the year for laughs and travel inspiration as you prepare to go on the best d*mn adventures of your life.

A f*cking box calendar to laugh off life's bullsh*t with a daily dose of swearing!Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero f*cks all year with a 2025 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year!Additional details:4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective sllipcase100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or deskEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperDaily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-color designed artHolidays and observances

Find calm and get a fresh f*cking start this year with this funny and inspiring 2025 wall calendar!Embrace a year of calm by calling it like it is! Combining irreverent, profane motivation with tranquil as f*ck photographs, this hilarious and mood boosting adult wall calendar will help you practice that mindfulness sh*t and live well. Just laugh off the stress, get it together, and chill the f*ck out! The perfect Christmas white elephant gag or stress relief gift for friends, family, and the wellness fans in your life, or to hang on your own wall to start the d*mn New Year off right!Features:12-month humor wall calendar (January - December 2025) with 12" x 12" trim size and sturdy hole for easy hangingBeautifully calming full-color photography with funny and sarcastic wellness swears printed on high-quality, glossy paper stockEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperAmple writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointments, plus funny to-do's, goal setting, and self-care reminder listsHolidays and observances2026 calendar year at a glance

Wake up, kick ass, and conquer your year with this f*cking undated planner!Veni, vidi, vici. Get your sh*t together with a sarcastic and humorous swear planner that says it like it is while keeping you organized. Packed all year with motivational profanity and lots of funny swearing stickers, this undated engagement calendar will help you seize the day like a badass, keep track of important appointments and events, and tackle your damn goals—maybe swearing will help! Get f*cking inspired this year or give as the perfect gifted organizer for the women or men in your life!17-MONTH UNDATED WEEKLY PLANNERFour planner sticker sheets with over 350 funny and practical swear word journal stickers for adultsPlanner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writingElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperUndated monthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and "noteworthy sh*t" listsMonthly goals pagesNotes pages

Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking 2025 calendar!This year is for f*cking blooming! Brimming with hilarious profanity and vibrant art, this funny and inspirational adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bold, badass, and beautiful, this swearing calendar will help you tackle your damn goals, laugh off the bullsh*t, and keep swearing and f*cking persisting! The perfect white elephant gift, gag gift for adults, and inspirational gift for women or hanging wall calendar to keep for yourself!Features:12-month wall calendar (January - December 2025) with 12" x 12" trim size and sturdy hole for easy hangingGorgeous, full-color floral designs printed on high-quality, glossy paper stockEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperAmple writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointmentsPlus funny, motivational reminders each month and plenty of space for goal planning and to-do listsHolidays and observances2026 calendar year at a glance