Calendars & Gifts to Swear By – serie

Time to get your sh*t together—it’s a f*cking 2027 wall calendar, with all-new content for the year ahead!Packed with profanity, blunt humor, relatable reminders, and more than 240 funny and practical stickers, this adult wall calendar helps you say it like it is while keeping track of appointments, tasks, plans, and all the other sh*t life throws your way.With vibrant full-color designs, funny motivational reminders, sarcastic humor throughout, and a dedicated “Other Sh*t to Remember” section, it is a funny but functional addition to your kitchen, home office, or workspace.ADDITIONAL DETAILS:Vibrant full-color designs with all-new 2027 motivational reminders12-month wall calendar (January–December 2027)Daily writing space with funny, profane prompts, plus monthly lists and to-dos240+ funny, functional stickers for deadlines, celebrations, appointments, and more12" × 12" closed; 12" × 24" open; pre-punched hanging hole100% recyclable and plastic-free; FSC-certified, smudge-free glossy paperNotes major U.S. holidays and observances, plus key international dates 2028 year-at-a-glance calendarFor adults due to explicit language

A f*cking box calendar to laugh off life's bullsh*t with a daily dose of swearing!Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero f*cks all year with a 2027 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year!Additional details:4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective sllipcase100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or deskEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperDaily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-color designed artHolidays and observances

Get your sh*t together and crush your f*cking goals with this hilarious 17-month weekly engagement calendar.Updated for 2027 with refreshed page designs, new profanity, and no-nonsense motivation, this planner pairs practical weekly and monthly organization with irreverent prompts that make staying on top of everyday chaos a lot more entertaining. Track appointments, birthdays, meetings, goals, deadlines, and all the other sh*t you need to remember without taking life too seriously.A funny, functional gift for friends, coworkers, graduates, and anyone who likes their planning blunt, profane, and useful.17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUG. 2026 – DEC. 2027)Portable 6" × 8.38" hardcover planner with double-spiral binding and elastic closureFour sticker sheets with 340+ colorful swearing stickers for reminders, appointments, deadlines, and moreMonthly grids and dated Monday–Sunday weekly spreadsWeekday “Sh*t to Remember” planning spaceMonthly goals, lists, and notes pagesBold, full-color page designs with fresh 2027 profanity, blunt encouragement, and humorous prompts2026 and 2027 year-at-a-glance calendarsNotes major U.S. holidays and observances, plus key international dates FSC-certified white, uncoated paper with smudge-free writing surfaceFor adults due to explicit language

Floral designs meet filthy motivation in this 17-month engagement calendar for women who have goals to crush and no time for boring bullsh*t.Updated for 2027 with empowering profanity, motivational content, and fresh floral artwork, this planner helps you stay on top of appointments, birthdays, meetings, paydays, goals, and everyday chaos without taking life too seriously.With 17 months of planning, it gives you plenty of space to set goals, tackle your to-dos, and keep f*cking going.A hilarious and empowering gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, moms, graduates, and any woman who likes her planning beautifully designed and delightfully profane.17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUG. 2026 – DEC. 2027)Portable 6" × 8.38" engagement calendar with hardcover, double-spiral binding, and elastic closureMonthly grids for big-picture planningDated Monday–Sunday weekly spreads with to-do spaceMonthly goals, lists, and notes pagesFour planner sticker sheets with 350+ colorful profanity-filled stickers for reminders, appointments, and celebrationsFresh 2027 full-color floral artwork and profane motivation2026 and 2027 year-at-a-glance calendarsNotes major U.S. holidays and observances, plus key international dates FSC-certified white, uncoated paper with smudge-free writing surfaceFor adults due to explicit language

Design a life you love, get your sh*t together, and keep f*cking blooming all year long!Brimming with hilarious profanity and vibrant floral artwork, this funny and inspirational 2027 wall calendar delivers encouragement with plenty of attitude. Featuring a fresh lineup of bold motivational sayings, cheeky reminders, monthly goal space, and practical to-do lists, it helps you tackle your d*mn goals, laugh off the bullsh*t, and keep f*cking persisting—one month at a time.Perfect as a funny adult gift for your bad*ss friends and anyone who likes their motivation with a little profanity.ADDITIONAL DETAILS:Full-color floral artwork with fresh 2027 profanity-filled motivationDaily writing space with funny, profane prompts, plus monthly goals and to-do sections 12-month wall calendar (January–December 2027)12" × 12" closed; 12" × 24" open; pre-punched hanging hole100% recyclable and plastic-free; FSC-certified, smudge-free glossy paperNotes major U.S. holidays and observances, plus key international dates 2028 year-at-a-glance calendarFor adults due to explicit language

A manifestation journal for actually going after your biggest f*cking futureWhen was the last time you had a big f*cking dream? Seriously. When was the last time you had an off-the-wall, pie-in-the-sky, reach for the stars kind of dream? Can you picture it in your head right now? So why is it still only a dream?When you hear the word manifestation you may think of charging crystals, rising signs, and psychic readings. F*ck that. Manifestation is a no-bullsh*t way to get the life you've always wanted. It's for the dreamers, the doers, and every person ready to take charge of their own damn futures. If you're an ambitious bad*ss, a perpetual go-getter, someone who wants to carpe the f*ck out of every damn diem—then this journal is for you. With concrete exercises that redefine what it means to go after your future, Big F*cking Dreams is a positive self-help book for women looking to:Be thankful for the sh*t you have—the perfect gratitude journal to reevaluate your present giftsAttract the sh*t you want—understand the law of attraction with affirmations, self-care tips, meditation, and more.Embrace the bad*ss you are—because there isn't a big old future without some self-love in the mixAnd dream bigger than you ever f*cking believed—get ready to work for those big goalsWith guided prompts, sweary sayings, and an empowering AF attitude, this is the perfect journal for readers who are ready to take their futures into their own hands. The ideal spiritual gift for women, goals journal, or guided journal to get you through, this book will get you to stand up and declare, "I am going to go after my biggest f*cking dreams!"

Get ready to unleash your inner bad*ss! I've F*cking Got This includes 101 sticky notes to encourage you to f*cking believe in yourself!Packed with motivational and sweary affirmations, these sticky notes are the perfect gift for yourself or another bad*ss in your life! Share the motivation by passing your favorite sticky notes around or hold on to them to make sure you always remember just how d*mn amazing you are!These notes can be peeled off one at a time and posted anywhere a profane passerby will see them: mirror, door, TV, car window, desk. In a unique sticky note format unlike any other affirmation book, I'VE F*CKING GOT THIS offers 101 mini-messages of motivation and empowerment and can instantly boost anyone's mood and confidence.Additional Details:4" x 5" trim size with easy-to-remove sticky notes and quality adhesive you can stick anywhereFeatures 101 bold affirmations for fierce self-confidence, self-love, and motivationBright, dynamic full-color designed art and text

Create your own d*mn sunshine! Ray of F*cking Sunshine includes 101 sticky notes to empower you to make happiness a habit and embrace your f*cking brilliance!Experience profane positivity with these hilariously sweary sticky notes! A perfect gift for you or a foul-mouthed friend, these sticky notes are perfect for plastering some serious joy (and some four-lettered fun) everywhere you go! Share the joy by passing your favorite sticky notes around, giving them as cheer-up gifts to your loved ones, or hold on to them to make sure you always remember to live f*cking happy!These notes can be peeled off one at a time and posted anywhere a profane passerby will see them: mirror, door, TV, car window, desk. In a unique sticky note format unlike any other happiness book or calendar, RAY OF F*CKING SUNSHINE offers 101 mini-messages of encouragement and joy and has the power to instantly boost anyone's mood.Additional Details:4" x 5" trim size with easy-to-remove sticky notes and quality adhesive you can stick anywhereFeatures 101 joyful messages, motivational mantras, and cheerful reminders to find your confidenceBright, dynamic full-color designed art and text

It's time to say h*ll yes to new adventures and always taking the scenic route with Get Me the F*ck Out of Here Travel Planner, the best undated travel planner to help you get out of your comfort zone and see the d*mn world! Plan your ultimate vacation with ease with travel tips and information, bucket lists, travel goal-planning pages, and spreads to record all your best trips and memories. Sweary phrases are scattered throughout the year for laughs and travel inspiration as you prepare to go on the best d*mn adventures of your life.

Planning your happily-ever-f*cking after has never been so easy with this undated wedding organizer!Congrats! You’re getting married. But before you tie the d*mn knot, you’ve got some planning to do. Keep sh*t simple with this easy-to-use undated 12-month wedding planner and guidebook that makes the whole process a piece of cake. It walks you through everything from your initial vision to the honeymoon and everything in-between so you can get to your happily ever after already. With checklists, prompts, tips, and charts galore, you’ll want to have, hold, love, and cherish this keepsake and the memories long after your wedding day.F*CK THE STRESS – This wedding planner is perfect for brides, grooms, and nearlyweds who want to plan a unique wedding on a budget while having fun doing it.PLAN YOUR SH*T – Use the guidebook to organize the whole event with space for contact information, big picture checklists, vision boards, budget charts, invitation lists, event lists, attire planning, decorations, vows, music, flowers, and more.ROCK YOUR WEDDING – Keep track of all the details and have a fun time doing it with hilarious and inspirational swears and motivational tips throughout – and achieve the wedding of your dreams.The perfect romantic gift for couples, a treat-yourself self-purchase, and the go-to self-care stress-reliever for brides. Pick up your copy for June wedding season, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or even Christmas so that you’re ready for the big day whenever it comes.12-MONTH UNDATED WEEKLY ORGANIZER AND WEDDING PLANNER6”x 9" trim size with flexible softcover for easy, lay-flat writingTwo planner sticker sheets with over 240 colorful, and inspirational journal stickers for adults with quality adhesiveUndated monthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and to-do listsMonthly motivational quotes and weekly wedding countdownWedding tips and vision board spaceElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperVibrant and fresh cover designNotes pages

Ditch all the f*cking scarps of paper cluttering your workspace and home with password info! Keep track of all your usernames, passwords, and web addresses in one curse-filled location.Includes:Internet password safety and naming tipsDedicated pages to record your network settings, including your modem and router info Dedicated pages to capture your passwords and account information, alphabeticallyLined pages for notes and other computer info

A f*cking box calendar to laugh off life's bullsh*t with a daily dose of swearing!Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero f*cks all year with a 2025 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year!Additional details:4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective sllipcase100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or deskEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperDaily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-color designed artHolidays and observances

Find calm and get a fresh f*cking start this year with this funny and inspiring 2025 wall calendar!Embrace a year of calm by calling it like it is! Combining irreverent, profane motivation with tranquil as f*ck photographs, this hilarious and mood boosting adult wall calendar will help you practice that mindfulness sh*t and live well. Just laugh off the stress, get it together, and chill the f*ck out! The perfect Christmas white elephant gag or stress relief gift for friends, family, and the wellness fans in your life, or to hang on your own wall to start the d*mn New Year off right!Features:12-month humor wall calendar (January - December 2025) with 12" x 12" trim size and sturdy hole for easy hangingBeautifully calming full-color photography with funny and sarcastic wellness swears printed on high-quality, glossy paper stockEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperAmple writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointments, plus funny to-do's, goal setting, and self-care reminder listsHolidays and observances2026 calendar year at a glance

Wake up, kick ass, and conquer your year with this f*cking undated planner!Veni, vidi, vici. Get your sh*t together with a sarcastic and humorous swear planner that says it like it is while keeping you organized. Packed all year with motivational profanity and lots of funny swearing stickers, this undated engagement calendar will help you seize the day like a badass, keep track of important appointments and events, and tackle your damn goals—maybe swearing will help! Get f*cking inspired this year or give as the perfect gifted organizer for the women or men in your life!17-MONTH UNDATED WEEKLY PLANNERFour planner sticker sheets with over 350 funny and practical swear word journal stickers for adultsPlanner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writingElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperUndated monthly and weekly spreads with ample writing space and "noteworthy sh*t" listsMonthly goals pagesNotes pages

Design a life you love and get your sh*t together with this f*cking 2025 calendar!This year is for f*cking blooming! Brimming with hilarious profanity and vibrant art, this funny and inspirational adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bold, badass, and beautiful, this swearing calendar will help you tackle your damn goals, laugh off the bullsh*t, and keep swearing and f*cking persisting! The perfect white elephant gift, gag gift for adults, and inspirational gift for women or hanging wall calendar to keep for yourself!Features:12-month wall calendar (January - December 2025) with 12" x 12" trim size and sturdy hole for easy hangingGorgeous, full-color floral designs printed on high-quality, glossy paper stockEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperAmple writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important reminders, tasks, and appointmentsPlus funny, motivational reminders each month and plenty of space for goal planning and to-do listsHolidays and observances2026 calendar year at a glance