Floral designs meet filthy motivation in this 17-month engagement calendar for women who have goals to crush and no time for boring bullsh*t.Updated for 2027 with empowering profanity, motivational content, and fresh floral artwork, this planner helps you stay on top of appointments, birthdays, meetings, paydays, goals, and everyday chaos without taking life too seriously.With 17 months of planning, it gives you plenty of space to set goals, tackle your to-dos, and keep f*cking going.A hilarious and empowering gift for friends, coworkers, sisters, moms, graduates, and any woman who likes her planning beautifully designed and delightfully profane.17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUG. 2026 – DEC. 2027)Portable 6" × 8.38" engagement calendar with hardcover, double-spiral binding, and elastic closureMonthly grids for big-picture planningDated Monday–Sunday weekly spreads with to-do spaceMonthly goals, lists, and notes pagesFour planner sticker sheets with 350+ colorful profanity-filled stickers for reminders, appointments, and celebrationsFresh 2027 full-color floral artwork and profane motivation2026 and 2027 year-at-a-glance calendarsNotes major U.S. holidays and observances, plus key international dates FSC-certified white, uncoated paper with smudge-free writing surfaceFor adults due to explicit language
