My Ex Is the God of Red Flags and Total Disaster

Meet a responsible archivist who has finally stabilized her life. She handles 18th-century maritime ledgers with more ease than she ever handled her romantic past. She likes structure. She likes order. Her apartment is clean. She thought she was finally safe from the hurricane of poor judgment that used to define her heart.And then her ex fell out of the sky. Literally.He's an ancient, powerful entity with a massive ego and an unsettling talent for causing spectacular disorder wherever he steps his immortal, perfect foot. They broke up (seventy-four times, actually, but who's counting?). He isn't just an ex-boyfriend; he's an administrative nightmare that has activated an audit from the Cosmic Department of Repeating Mistakes. When he's upset, he might accidentally rearrange a zodiac sign. When he's "e;helping"e;? He might try to fix the neighbor's squeaky floorboards by accidentally turning the neighbor's cat into decorative topiary.And now, the universe apparently has a twisted sense of humor, because he is back on her threshold, literally pouring a torrent of troublesome warning signs and total catastrophes directly into her new, organized life. Forget simple relationship drama. This is full-on cosmic tantrums with divine baggage, and it's one incredibly difficult problem she can't just file away.She is the one left holding the metaphorical (and maybe sometimes literal?) net, trying to gather his mistakes before they make her reality a completely irreversible mess. Navigating the complications of an old flame is hard enough. Add an entity who treats basic municipal adulthood as a state of violent state oppression, and you have a recipe for a truly monumental disaster.Can a logical archivist who specializes in fragile history save a fallen deity from his own catastrophic ego? Or will his latest divine blunder be the one mess she can't fix? Find out in this hilarious, high-stakes story of love, leather boots, and why you should never, ever date the God of Chaos. Buy now and hold on to your floorboards!