What happens when an eternal, star-stitched cosmic entity meets a mortal woman whose only superpower is an obsessive devotion to proper administrative filing? Absolute, beautifully organized chaos.Meet Selarae, a municipal auditor who traded her soul for a red pen and a very strict set of compliance guidelines. She doesn't have time for existential crises, runaway temporal loops, or hallway architecture that suddenly decides to experience impostor syndrome and turn itself inside out. She's too busy trying to balance the multiverse's quarterly reports down to the exact decimal point.Enter Aetherion: a radiant, immortal creature made of pure starlight, cosmic charm, and an utterly infuriating disregard for filing deadlines. While he views infinity as an open invitation to wander the cosmos, Selarae views it as a logistical nightmare that desperately needs a color-coded spreadsheet.The Dragon Who Broke Reality and Stole My HeartWhen a routine audit of the universe collides with rogue metaphysics, witty banter, and an ungodly amount of paperwork, these two opposites find themselves tumbling headfirst into an adult romance where the sparks fly hotter than a thermal anomaly in Sector Four.Packed with laugh-out-loud office humor, sizzling tension, and a universe that refuses to stay inside the lines, The Dragon Who Broke Reality and Stole My Heart is the ultimate romantic comedy for anyone who has ever looked at a chaotic world and thought, "e;This just needs a really good stapler."e;Scroll up and grab your copy today—because saving the multiverse is a lot more fun when you finally stop editing your own story!
